S.S. Bikini Girl is a Twat
Tags: bikini, bikini girl, duet, kara dioguardi, katrina darrell
Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell is telling anyone who will listen that judge Kara DioGuardi humiliated herself during their bikini-off on Wednesday’s American Idol finale. Us Weekly quotes her as saying
“I don’t think [DioGuardi] got the reaction she was hoping for. I think she probably thought I would cry or get mad, and I didn’t — I played it off. She just made herself look stupid. She didn’t make me look stupid. I did really well considering all that I went through.
[Kara] said [to me], ‘Oh sweetie, I hope you didn’t take anything personally.’ I rolled my eyes, and my sister said, ‘Hey, next time you try to upstage my sister, get a spray tan! How old are you? 45 or 50? I looked back and shrugged. She kind of said what I was thinking!”
Bikini Girl clearly did her own highlights with a box of Frost ‘n Glow and put on a solid fifteen pounds (before pic here) of belly fat (compare to Kara’s perfectly toned stomach here), so I can see why she might get a little defensive. Or, you know, play defensive end for the Lions next season. At the rate she’s going, she’ll be pushing triple digits by 2010 easy.
