S.S. Keanu Reeves and China

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If you’re a big fan of nipples, today is your lucky day, my friends. Former model China Chow went cavorting down the French Riviera sans top yesterday. She was flanked by some pale guy who I assumed to be the pregnant man but turned out to be Keanu Reeves with a linea nigra. Speaking of Keanu Reeves, if you happen to be a big fan of farmer’s tans, today is also your lucky day. And if you happen to be a fan of farmer’s tan and nipples, I bet you live in Arkansas and drink moonshine and are somehow related to me.

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