When Keeley Shaye Smith Attacks

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Sadly, this wasn’t the first time Keeley had mistaken husband Pierce Brosnan for a delicious gator-sized corndog and tried to eat him. Only his cries of “Look! It’s raining jelly doughnuts!” and “free ranch dressing hose!” were able to distract her long enough to facilitate his escape.

Speaking of things you don’t ever want to see, here’s Katie Couric in a bathing suit:

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