Keira Knightley’s latest ad campaign for Chanel’s Coco Mademoiselle has been unveiled, and the boob they use in the photo (right) does not belong to Keira Knightley (left). I know for a fact that’s not what her tits look like. And not just because I look through her window with a high-powered infrared telescope from a park a mile due south of her flat, either. That’s just a lucky coincidence. Like they say, the proof is in the pudding!*

_{* Which I also know for a fact she doesn’t eat, thanks to my handy telescope.}

Worth1000 has worked their digital wizardry on the likes of Amy Winehouse and Keira Knightley in their latest photoshop endeavor, “Celebrities as Body Builders.” Sadly, this may be the best Amy Winehouse has ever looked in her life. She’s like what Madonna would look like if she were an actual Jew or even slightly effeminate in the least.

More digitally-altered actress hijinx: