Passions’ Kelli McCarty Does Porn Now
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I used to get high and watch “Passions” on NBC from time to time, just for shits and giggles. It was quite possibly the crappiest soap opera in recorded history. It was so bad that you almost had to figure they were in on the joke, and that maybe it was really some kind of parodistic masterpiece. Except it wasn’t. Anyway, I forgot where the hell I was going with this. Oh, yeah — the chick who played Beth Wallace on Passions is now a bonafide porn star. Dun dun dun! TMZ says
The former Miss USA 1991 is now a “Vivid Entertainment” girl — and has just wrapped on her first XXX feature, “Faithless,” in which she plays the lead character.
So, why the career move? Here’s the explanation — “I enjoy acting, and I really like sex … so this was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions.”
Let’s just hope her fucking isn’t as wooden as her acting! Unless we’re talking about the inevitable onslaught of penises, in which case “wooden” will probably do just fine.
At the “Nuts for Mutts” pet fair, presumably because “Nuts for Nuts-On-My-Chin” had not yet been invented:
