I Just Threw Up In My Mouth A Little

I hope you’re sitting down, because this is guaranteed to make your panties explode. I’m talking blow the zipper right off your Wranglers. Are you ready? Okay, here goes: MSNBC reports Kelly Clarkson enjoys walking around her home in the buff, no matter the circumstances. That would include not just when close friends are around, …

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Kelly Clarkson Cancels Her Tour

Kelly Clarkson has canceled her entire 2007 summer tour. Via her official website: “I can’t tell you how much I’ve been looking forward to getting out there to perform for y’all. In the craziness of the music business, performing is what I look forward to doing the most, so it really is disappointing for me …

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Kelly Clarkson is a Lesbian

Kelly Clarkson gives herself a metaphorical mullet in the July issue of Elle magazine. Us Weekly quotes her as saying: “My point of view is that I shouldn’t be a mother at all, because I’d be horrible. I’m not willing to be that selfless. I’m not keen on marriage. I don’t let many people in. …

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