If you could put sensory deprivation in a bikini, you’d have these pictures of Kelly Rowland in Miami on Sunday. The only way they could be more boring is if they were part of a baby shower game that involved reading aloud from United States Internal Revenue Code.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
This picture leaves me feeling very conflicted. I look on the right, and I go, “Oooh”, and then I look to the left and I go “AAAH!!”. One of them is Kelly Rowland, who is a female, that much is certain. (Yay!) And the other one is Serena Williams, whose chromosomes say “XX”, but that uncomfortable feeling inside me says, “I don’t know what the hell it is, but oh God it’s going to kick my ass”.
Singer Kelly Rowland flounced around in a little white string bikini in Miami yesterday, where she is currently shooting a video with rapper 50 Cent. You’ll remember Kelly as “the ugly one” from the all-girl R&B group En Vogue. No, wait — maybe it was TLC. Or was it Exposé? Dammit, I can never remember. Hang on while I Wiki it real quick. Let’s see… okay, here we go — it says, “who fucking cares.” Hmm. I’ll make sure to write that one down so I don’t forget it next time.
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
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