Girls and KFC. Girls in underwear bathing in sink at KFC. Sounds like a too-good-to-be-true wet dream for some backwater trailer trash boy, doesn’t it? Enter three ambitious Kentucky Fried Chicken workers. NY Daily News serves up the dish:

Four months after a Burger King employee lost his job for taking a bubble bath in a restaurant sink, three scantily clad teens were fired when they turned a basin at their northern California KFC into their personal hot tub.
They landed in hot water with the chicken chain’s management when one of the bikini-clad dimwits made the same mistake as the Ohio Burger King employee - she posted photos of the dippy escapade on MySpace.
The photos included captions such as “haha KFC showers!” and “haha we turned on the jets,” and were filed under a gallery called “KFC moments,” according to the Record Searchlight newspaper in Redding, Calif.
The story broke before the unidentified girl could scrub public access to her profile. On her MySpace page, the girl listed herself as a 17-year-old worker at the Anderson KFC near Redding.
“I’m a KFC worker, they are my best friends and my family,” she said on her site.
The three were suspended Tuesday - and have since been fired, said KFC spokesman Rick Maynard.
“KFC has zero tolerance for violations of our operating standards, and our franchisee has taken immediate action by terminating the employees who were involved,” said Maynard.
An assistant manager told the Record Searchlight that no manager was on duty when the steamy photos were likely taken and that the trio closed the restaurant themselves.

Can you really blame them? I mean, what’s there to do in Redding? The Redding Rodeo comes only once a year, and I’m sure the competition is stiff to be selected as Miss Redding Rodeo. The opportunities to feel glamorous and express your blossoming sexuality can be pretty limited, so I’m sure the excitement of climbing practically naked into the same sink where greasy utensils and salmonella bacteria mingle is positively intoxicating. That or your skin is really suffering from the dry winter air and could use a good grease coating.

Pam Anderson, fresh off of calling Jessica Simpson a “bitch and a whore” for wearing a “Real Girls Eat Meat” t-shirt, just took a handsome paycheck for appearing on an episode of Big Brother Australia. But guess who happens to be Big Brother Australia’s biggest sponsor? According to TMZ

“Big Brother Australia’s” biggest sponsor is her #1 public enemy — KFC!

Last time I checked, being defined as a whore required the acceptance of some kind of payment for services performed. No one paid Jessica Simpson to wear that shirt. In fact, the only person I see wallowing in blood money is Pamela D. Anderson. It’s like that old adage goes — “If you point your finger at someone, remember there are 3 more pointing at you!” Unless you’re one of those freaks with flippers and webbed toes you see at the circus, in which case you can lambaste just about anybody you want. I’d probably start with Pamela Anderson.

At a press conference before her Big Brother debut: