Ugh.  That Other Kardashian (not the preggo and not the one with the ass; the Amazonian one) went on Chelsea Handler’s show with her pretend husband, and this ridiculous shit happened:

They got married just a month after they met, and now just another month later, Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian look to be wasting little time taking another big step.

Appearing on E!’s Chelsea Lately, Kardashian, 25, was asked by host Chelsea Handler if she was pregnant yet, like sister Kourtney.

It was Odom who answered: “Soon.”

“You planning on having a baby soon?” Handler asked. “You want to do that right away?”

“I do,” said Odom, 30.

And Kardashian’s answer? “Okay,” she says.

Look, I don’t really care if two clinically retarded people whore themselves and their fake TV marriage out to anyone who will listen so they can make easy money and never have to get real jobs.  I mean, it’s cheap and disgusting, but so is most of Hollywood so I just can’t be bothered to get worked up about it.  But please, for the love of all that is holy, can’t the fates intervene and somehow arrange it so these two get trapped in an industrial sized microwave for approximately eight hours, or however long it might take to fully irradiate their reproductive organs?  I really feel like that’s not a lot to ask, here.

Leaving the E! studios after their appearance on Chelsea Lately:

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s wedding this past weekend was all for show (specifically, for her show), because it turns out the two aren’t actually legally married at all — and they won’t be until they can agree on a prenup. C’est l’amour! TMZ says

Two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. The negotiations — which began last Friday — are already contentious.

Our sources say the couple will tie the knot — legally — once the prenup is inked.

Or they could just go ahead and get the divorce papers rolling while they’re there. You know, save everybody involved a little time and legal fees when this all blows up in their faces.

At their rehearsal dinner:

Sasquatch impersonator Khloé Kardashian will be marrying L.A. Lakers forward and boyfriend of one month Lamar Odom this upcoming weekend. According to Star Magazine

Khloé Kardashian sure isn’t one to waste time — she’s set to marry her boyfriend of only one month on Sunday!

Why the rush? The attention-grabbing nuptials talk is timed nicely with the debut of his new clothing line and airing of her reality show.

Well, I’ll be damned. All it takes to make Khloe Kardashian look feminine is to put her next to a six-foot ten-inch 230-pound black guy with mitts the size of tennis racquets and arms like a silverback gorilla. Mel B really might want to look into getting one of those for herself.

At Katsuya with Lamar last week:

Everything today is all “Michael Jackson” this and “King of Pop” that, so for a change of pace, please enjoy these pictures of Khloe Kardashian’s camel toe. Funny, I always thought Bigfoot would have a dick. I guess you learn something new every day!

Clearly in her second trimester leaving Katsuya in Hollywood:

If you didn’t hate PETA before, get ready to hate them now. The anti-fur website Fur is Dead says

Khloe and her family have taken not only Hollywood but the entire country by storm. Everyone wants to know what she and her famous siblings are up to, who their dates are, and what they are wearing. In Khloe’s case, rest assured that it won’t be fur — PETA’s gorgeous new “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” ad [stars] none other than Khloe herself.

“Taken the country by storm,” was it? Funny, that’s not the way I remember it. I’d say it’s more like “plagued the country like a case of genital warts that refuses to go away no matter how many times you burn them with a lighter or pour pesticides on your crotch.” I guess it’s just a matter of perspective.