Your wait is finally over, folks — Kevin Federline’s children’s clothing line is about to become a reality! The former backup dancer-turned-rapper is in talks with Gerard Guez about obtaining a bonafide licensing deal in the near future. Woman’s Wear Daily quotes K-Fed as saying

“I’m trying to make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans. You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.”

There are lots better ways of letting your kid know you hate him other than sending him to school in K-Fashion. You could hit him with a belt over and over again while asking why he didn’t go down the drain with the rest of the afterbirth, for example. Some people just have no business being parents.

Katie Holmes’ reaction to news of the K-Fashion: