Steven Seagal and his ponytail are being sued for his part in the death of a puppy during a raid on an illegal cockfight. No word yet if any kittens were punched as well. Says Digital Spy,

Steven Seagal is being sued for his alleged involvement in killing a puppy during a police raid on a cockfighting ring.

Jesus Llovera is seeking $25,000 (£15,416) from the Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff’s office and a personal apology from Seagal for a March raid on his property, which saw his 11-month old puppy killed.

Seagal and police officers filmed their attempts to break up an illegal cockfighting competition at Llovera’s home for the reality series Steven Seagal: Lawman.

Llovera claims that one of the officers shot his dog during the scuffle.

A spokesman for the Maricopa County sheriff’s office has denied that police were responsible for the dog’s death, reports ABC News.

Police are still investigating Llovera’s apparent involvement in illegal cockfighting.

Steven Seagal: Lawman sees the action film star working as a reserve deputy sheriff to apprehend criminals.

Ah, yes–Steven Seagal, 7th-dan black belt: Puppy killer, cock-saver. I’d like to have that on my resume.

Pictures of Pippa Middleton and her ass, because Steven is old and pudgy:

Jamie Foxx

Jamie Foxx is okay with making sexual jokes about someone else’s daughter, but if he had it his way, pervert Roman Polanski would be a goner. Digital Spy reports,

Jamie Foxx has said that convicted sex offender and film director Roman Polanski would “be missing” if he had touched his daughter.

The Soloist actor verbally attacked Polanski, who is currently facing extradition to the US after he fled the country in 1978 when he was convicted of having sex with a 13-year-old girl.

Foxx told Parade magazine: “If it had been my daughter who was barely a teenager – my daughter is 15 – Roman Polanski would be missing… period. It wouldn’t even get to the court case.”

He continued: “But, that’s me and I wouldn’t want anyone else to follow that because you should let the justice system work it out.”

Foxx added: “On the other hand, I don’t know Roman Polanski, but maybe if I had a relationship with him my answer would be different. I just think this whole issue is bigger than Roman Polanski.”

If he’s wondering how he should do the deed, I’d suggest bludgeoning him with a hammer. The hammer is his penis!

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