Apr 6, 20110

Chris Noth Gives the World a Fruit Basket Turnover

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Chris Noth, Jason Patric, Kiefer Sutherland, Jim Gaffigan and Brian Cox all walked the runway in kilts at last night’s Dress to Kilt Charity Fashion Show in New York, but only Chris Noth gave us the gift of his ballsack. Mr. Big indeed. Try Mr. Goat on for size. It’s just too bad this wasn’t the SAG awards, if you get my drift.

Nov 17, 20099

Gerard Butler in a Man Skirt

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Unless your name is William Wallace and it’s the latter half of the 13th century or you’re a hot sixteen-year old girl enrolled in Catholic school, your ass has no business in a kilt. Case in point: Gerard Butler at the UK premiere of his new movie “Law Abiding Citizen.” If I want to see big ol’ knobby knees covered in hair, I’ll just start wearing shorts again, thank you very much.

Make sure to check out Gerard’s impressive wiener medallion, or as it’s known in the Highland vernacular, “sporran”:

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PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News