Men and Women’s Individual BMX competitions were added to the roster for the first time at the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, along with modifications to the 10k Marathon Swim and Women’s 3000m Steeplechase. But for some reason, the IOC still refuses to recognize the oral sport of lesbian tongue wrestling. Russia gymnast Ksenia Semenova (pictured above with her coach) is clearly a natural. Such form! Such precision! That’s a double labial press with full upper body contact, and absolutely no training whatsoever! I can’t remember ever seeing such raw talent. Oh, wait — yes, I can. The director’s cut of “Sex Starved Fuck Sluts #22.” My mistake.

Sonya’s on the scene tomorrow, so I’ll see you snarky bastards Monday!