Sep 8, 20097

S.S. Kim Kardashian as Barbie in Kurv Magazine

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Iconic fashion doll Barbie serves as guest editor in next month’s issue of Kurv magazine, in which Kim Kardashian poses as her real-life incarnation. Now, I get the whole Holiday Barbie, Malibu Barbie, and Totally Hair Barbie variations on the classic, but Golden Showers Barbie? Sorry, but I just don’t see it. Besides, I’m pretty sure Bratz already cornered that market with Dirty Butt Sex Sasha back in 2002. You’re a little late to the game, Babs!

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May 18, 20094

S.S. Brooke Shields’ Sexy Kurv Photoshoot

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If there’s any way to make a 42-year old woman with a history of depression and a floundering career feel relevant again, it’s taking pictures of her in latex thigh-highs next to a man pulling down his underpants. That’s how mom always explained her wedding photos to me, anyway. Ooh, that reminds me, it’s about time for me to start cutting again. And this Jack and Coke isn’t going to just drink itself, you know!

Brook Shields in the Australian Kurv magazine:

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