If your son ever comes home one day and asks about the Revolutionary War and why we have fought every day since to foster and maintain our freedom, you show him this post and say “This is why, son. This is why.” Only then will he truly understand.
NSFW Lake Bell in “How to Make it in America”:
“Children’s Hospital” star Lake Bell has soaking wet spread on next month’s Maxim, but as you can plainly see, the bastards photoshopped out her nipples. I don’t get it. It’d make a whole lot more sense to photoshop out the “Can You Throw a Fastball Drunk?” in big orange letters right next to her. I guess if you’re stupid enough to buy a magazine with no nipples, you’re also stupid enough to think throwing a fastball drunk is cool. Duly noted, Maxim.
These pictures of Lake Bell at the L.A. premiere of “It’s Complicated” have raised an alarming question: is Lake Bell anorexic? Which leads us to another even more important question: who the fuck is Lake Bell? Unfortunately, we may never know.
Who feels like ribs:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
Scott Caan proves that all it takes to turn something from “porn” into “art” is black and white film and a high-grade diffusion filter. Even “Airtight Granny” and “Anal Bun-Blasters From Hell Part VII” can be part of the postmodernist aesthetic as long as they’re grayscale and barely in focus!
Alexa Davalos (top) and Lake Bell (bottom) in Caan’s new book:
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