Ever heard the expression “mutton dressed as lamb?” Case in point: Jennifer Love Hewitt as a schoolgirl on Law & Order: SVU. The Daily Mail says:

At 31, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s schooldays are far behind her.

But in her checked school skirt, white blouse and long socks, the youthful actress [tried to] pass for a girl half her age… on the New York set of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

The attempt to turn back the clock was part of her role as a rape survivor who is too terrified to leave the house.

Let’s see… first there was “Ghost Whisperer,” and then that crappy Lifetime movie where she played a whore, and now a bit part as a schoolgirl on Law & Order: SVU. I think it might actually be her career that got raped here. It’s almost ironic when you stop and think about it.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures, Bauer-Griffin Online

One time my Uncle Bubba caught me stealing cigarettes out of his tackle box and told me he was gonna be on me “like bruises on a topless dancer.” Thanks to these pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt on “Law & Order: SVU,” you now know exactly what that looks like.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures, Bauer-Griffin Online

Hello my pretties, it’s Sarah again.  Abby was supposed to be back from vacation today, but she hit a big of a snag at customs… something about checking in too much luggage and needing permits for the ladies in kennels.  I don’t know.  It’s such a bloody hassle trying to smuggle in Russian prostitutes as mail-order brides these days, you know?  Hey, speaking of hookers, here’s Mischa Barton on set for her guest appearance as a prostitute on “Law & Order SVU”: