You might think it’d be impossible to top “leggings with kneepads” in the slutty department, but you’d be underestimating the skankiness of Lindsay Lohan. She debuted the spring 2010 collection of her leggings line 6126 this week, which includes this charming little cutaway number. Scientifically speaking, the only way those pants could be any sluttier is if they were studded with RU486 and came with detachable D-cell batteries.

Lindsay Lohan’s swath of freckled destruction and epic failure continue! Rooting herself more firmly onto the “Do Not Invite” list, her supposed talks about joining the House of Ungaro has the current head designer threatening to leave if he catches wind of her. The New York Post reports,

Lohan is in Paris, according to multiple sources, talking to the House of Emanuel Ungaro about signing on as a “creative consultant” for the fashion line. But the current head designer of Ungaro, Esteban Cortazar, is not greeting the rehabbed starlet with open arms.

“Esteban is threatening to leave the company if they bring Lindsay on as a consultant,” said a fashion insider. “It has been a revolving door of designers there and if he leaves, his team will go with him.”

Ungaro owner Asim Abdullah signed Colombian-born Cortazar in 2007 at the age of 23. The young designer put his own line — which he’d launched in 2002 — on hold to join the troubled Ungaro house, and received warm reviews for the first Ungaro runway collection he debuted in March of last year.

Meanwhile Lohan, between a series of box-office bombs and highly publicized romances, has dabbled in fashion by designing a line of leggings and launching her own spray tan.

According to our source, “Ungaro thinks Lindsay is going to bring the company new energy and new buzz, but she is going to be the nail in the coffin. Nobody will take them seriously ever again.”

A rep for the House of Ungaro did not return our calls or e-mails. A lawyer for Cortazar had “no comment.”

Dabbled in fashion? Leggings are two pieces of fabric sewn together, usually with only one seam. They don’t even have to be cut specially to fit the body since they’re made of freaking spandex. It’s not rocket science, people. I’m pretty sure if I gave the local adult day care center some spandex, a sewing machine, and a Bedazzler, you’d get better shit than she can put out.

Sam Ronson and Lindsay arriving at Sam’s house at 2:45 AM:

Lindsay Lohan has been axed from yet another movie — for those of you keeping score, that would make two in one week — this one a romantic comedy starring Jack Black. According to E! Online

Patriot Pictures tells E! News that Lohan is no longer a part of “Ye Olde Times,” a rom-com in the world of Renaissance Faire. “We have just decided to go our separate ways. We currently have an offer out to another actor.” [Patriot Pictures] would not say whether Lohan was being replaced for insurance, scheduling reasons or for her reputation for being difficult on set.

Pulling Lindsay Lohan off the set of a medieval romantic comedy starring Jack Black is kinda like wiping the mustache off a Dirty Sanchez. It won’t make that much of a difference, and it’s still gonna stink big time.

Shooting her new leggings line at the Vista Theater and Robertson Boulevard:

Rumors are surfacing again that actress Lindsay Lohan has effectively spent herself broke, wasting over $300 grand on rehab and close to $1 million on hotel stays in the last year alone. And then, of course, there’s the essentials — MSNBC says

She spent a mind-boggling $70,000 alone on [tanning].

But don’t worry! Lindsay has a plan to get her out of the red (Editor’s Note: hee hee!) — her own line of leggings.

Lohan told Life & Style, “It will be a while before it comes out, but I’m going to do it. Some of them will have prints and some will have patterns. I love leggings.”

Then she added, “It’s too bad The Emperor’s Club got shut down this week, or I could have really made some money doing something I loved. Mostly in the butt. I loves me some wiener in the butt. But leggings are okay, too, I guess, if nobody wants to pay me to take it in the butt.” You know, I always believed Lindsay’s asshole could be a real money maker, but it’s really all about timing with these things. The anal markets can be so fickle. That’s mainly why I invest overseas.

Axl at the airport yesterday: