If Irina Shayk’s leading this round of Hokey Pokey, then you can count me in. I’ve got more than a few body parts I wouldn’t mind sticking in and shaking all about.
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On the left is “High School Musical” star Vanessa Hudgens in Santa Monica yesterday; on the right, Jodie Foster in “Taxi Driver.” See if you can guess which one of them is supposed to be the child prostitute here. I tell ya, there’s never a pinball machine around when you need one.
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The tags said that these pics of Ashley Greene were taken as she arrived at the Ferragamo fashion show in New York yesterday, but she just as easily could have been shooting an ad for Gillete or making a shampoo commercial. Those legs! That hair! If you ever needed a reason to cut, ladies, this is it. Bitch.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
Here’s Kate Hudson gallivanting around with no pants. Yes, it’s been somewhere in the low 70′s here in Southern California, but to me, that isn’t exactly spaghetti-strap weather. But she does make sure her feet are toasty in oddly-paired Emu boots. It IS almost Christmas, after all. Hi, Washington, D.C.!
PHOTO SOURCE: PACIFIC COAST NEWS
Why, do you ask, do I call the beautiful Elizabeth Hurley a Grinch? Because she’s ignoring the spirit of the season. You know, goodwill to all men? Yet here she is, giving us a great view of her endless legs, but denying us the pleasure of gazing upon her magnificent bosom. An that, dear friends, is a travesty, I tell you! If Ms. Hurley wishes to make amends, she is welcome to email unfettered images of her breasts to me at sonya@showmeyertits.com. Thank you!
At the Grey Goose Character & Cocktails Winter Fundraiser in London:
Michael Douglas’ son Cameron was busted yesterday with enough meth for an entire trailer park and most of the topless revue at Clancy Truck Stop ‘n’ Go-Go off I-81. TMZ says
Cameron Douglas was arrested in New York City for possession of methamphetamines with the intent to distribute. The 30-year-old actor was taken into custody by federal authorities earlier today.
It’s not the first time Cameron has been busted for drugs. Back in 2007 he was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance after cops found a syringe with liquid cocaine in a car he was in.
My mom always use to say, “A little meth never heard anybody.” At least, I think that’s what she was saying. It was hard to understand her sometimes because most of her teeth had fallen out and her gums were riddled with sores and she was usually shouting it from her makeshift hammock in the corner of the shed where she lived so the government couldn’t listen in on her thoughts anymore.
And now for some sexy Jennifer Aniston leg action on the set of “The Bounty” to cleanse the palate:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Look, I couldn’t tell you a single movie Amanda Bynes has been in. Not one. Hell, the only reason I even know that’s Amanda Bynes in the pictures is because the tags said so. I’m just assuming they’re correct. But what I do know is that she’s wearing a really short skirt and her legs look hot. And there you have it. Mystery solved! We make a good team, you and I. I’m kinda like Watson to your Sherlock Holmes. If Watson had an awesome rack and an ass that just wouldn’t quit and legs that went on for days, I mean. The only difference is I usually wax my mustache.
With a friend on Hollywood Blvd:
Vanessa Hudgens arrived at the ‘Watchmen’ premiere in Hollywood yesterday without any pants on, but clearly Zac Efron isn’t concerned with all that. He’s too busy wondering why his stylist didn’t give him a musket to go with that two-sizes too small Confederate uniform jacket. And don’t even get him started on that hat. Really, is it too much to ask for a little accessory continuity, people?
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