Michael Douglas’ son Cameron was busted yesterday with enough meth for an entire trailer park and most of the topless revue at Clancy Truck Stop ‘n’ Go-Go off I-81. TMZ says

Cameron Douglas was arrested in New York City for possession of methamphetamines with the intent to distribute. The 30-year-old actor was taken into custody by federal authorities earlier today.

It’s not the first time Cameron has been busted for drugs. Back in 2007 he was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance after cops found a syringe with liquid cocaine in a car he was in.

My mom always use to say, “A little meth never heard anybody.” At least, I think that’s what she was saying. It was hard to understand her sometimes because most of her teeth had fallen out and her gums were riddled with sores and she was usually shouting it from her makeshift hammock in the corner of the shed where she lived so the government couldn’t listen in on her thoughts anymore.

And now for some sexy Jennifer Aniston leg action on the set of “The Bounty” to cleanse the palate:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Look, I couldn’t tell you a single movie Amanda Bynes has been in. Not one. Hell, the only reason I even know that’s Amanda Bynes in the pictures is because the tags said so. I’m just assuming they’re correct. But what I do know is that she’s wearing a really short skirt and her legs look hot. And there you have it. Mystery solved! We make a good team, you and I. I’m kinda like Watson to your Sherlock Holmes. If Watson had an awesome rack and an ass that just wouldn’t quit and legs that went on for days, I mean. The only difference is I usually wax my mustache.

With a friend on Hollywood Blvd:

Vanessa Hudgens arrived at the ‘Watchmen’ premiere in Hollywood yesterday without any pants on, but clearly Zac Efron isn’t concerned with all that. He’s too busy wondering why his stylist didn’t give him a musket to go with that two-sizes too small Confederate uniform jacket. And don’t even get him started on that hat. Really, is it too much to ask for a little accessory continuity, people?