Apparently Leighton Meester’s ass has the density and gravitational pull of dying star, because those bikini bottoms can’t escape her crack. Not that I’m complaining or anything.
In Rio with her new hippie boyfriend Aaron Himelstein:
“Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester is suing her ex-convict mother for using the money Leighton sent to cover her brother’s medical bills for her own plastic surgery. TMZ says:
According to the suit, Leighton’s mom refused to work, but Leighton felt badly for her younger brother Lex, who has severe medical issues. So Leighton sent her mom $7,500 a month so she could provide for Lex.
But the suit claims the mother, Constance Meester, used the money for cosmetic procedures and other personal expenses.
According to the suit, Constance even tried to convince Leighton they had an oral contract requiring Leighton to pay her $10,000 a month for life. Leighton says it’s a total lie.
Leighton wants the judge to declare there’s no contract between her and her mom.
Constance has since filed a $3 million dollar lawsuit against Leighton for violating that imaginary oral contact that entitled her to ten grand a month. And also for being assaulted with a water bottle. It’s like a high-stakes version of Jerry Springer in here. The NY Daily News says:
Constance Meester has filed a $3 million suit complaining her famous daughter reneged on an oral agreement to pay her $10,000 a month, canceled her health insurance and assaulted her during a 2 a.m. confrontation Dec. 11.
“[Leighton] pushed her mother to the floor and just started hitting her over the head with a water bottle,” Constance Meester’s lawyer [said].
[He also] denied allegations the mom spent the star’s $7,500 monthly checks on cosmetic procedures.
“That’s absurd,” he said. “She did have some cosmetic surgery, but not with the money from her daughter. She has some money saved up from when she managed her daughter.”
Did you catch that? She paid for her plastic surgery “not with money from her daughter, but with money saved up from when she managed her daughter.” Ah. I see. Maybe English isn’t her first language and nobody explained that no matter how many extra words you stuff between the preposition and the object of the preposition, it still means you paid for your new tits and fake hair with money you stole from your kid. Casey Anthony would make a better mother than this bitch does.
Leighton the set of Gossip Girl earlier this week:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
The most insignificant of all the movie award shows aired on MTV last night, complete with its usual fare of predictable hijinx and zany shenanigans. Like Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake grabbing each others’ naughty bits in a bid to prove that their relationship was strictly platonic (LOL!). Or Robert Pattinson mouth-kissing his Twilight co-star Taylor Lautner (OMG)! Or a celebrity mash-up Hangover parody with host Jason Sudeikis (ROTFLMAO)! The only part of the night that was even remotely funny was when Reese Witherspoon burned nekkid-picture-taker Blake Lively. The Daily Mail says:
During her acceptance speech, Reese addressed the industry’s younger actresses. ‘It’s possible to make it in Hollywood without a reality show,’ she said.
And in a surprising direct dig at Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively, she said: ‘And if you take naked pictures of yourself with your cell phone, you hide your face.’
In other less interesting news, the god-awful “Twilight: Eclipse” won Best Movie, Best Male Performance (Robert Pattinson), Best Female Performance (Kristen Stewart), Best Kiss (Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart), and Best Fight Scene (Robert Pattinson vs. Bryce Dallas Howard and Xavier Samuel); some chick from the comparably shitty “Kick-Ass” took home Best Breakout Star and Biggest Badass Star; and last, but certainly not least, was Justin Bieber’s “Never Say Never,” which claimed Best Jaw-Dropping Moment. I assume that references the aghast disbelief that inevitably leaves one’s mouth agape when one finds out that “Never Say Never” grossed $73 million domestically and another $25 mil overseas. To put that in perspective, that’s more than the gross national product of Sao Tome and Principe and Somalia combined. Granted, the 7-11 down the street probably grosses more than Sao Tome and Principe and Somalia combined, but it’s really the principle of it all. That principle being, “This generation sucks donkey balls.”
LOTS more pics after the jump:
Brooklyn Decker:
Emma Stone:
Jessica Szohr:
Kristen Stewart:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
Helena Bonham Carter always takes the cake for any red carpet worst dressed list out there, so I wasn’t going to vote her my Golden Globe Epic Fail winner. It’s a gimme, and gimmes are boring. But my hand was forced when I saw she was wearing two different shoes altogether. They aren’t even the same color. Now that’s the kind of commitment to fugly you generally only see in a Hot Topic or a gathering of the Juggalos. Let’s all raise a two-liter of Faygo and toast to the hideosity that is Helena Bonham Carter!
The rest of the Golden Globes fug (and there’s plenty!) after the jump.
Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester talks sex, drugs and rock and roll in the January issue of Allure magazine. Us Weekly says:
“We had craaaazy parties — bands, an ice luge, a fire twirler,” the actress, 24, [says] of sharing a North Hollywood pad with a group of pals in her late teens.
“We would go out all the time,” she tells the mag. “I definitely got to have some experiences.”
One thing the singer isn’t a big fan [of: dating.]
“I don’t see the point in dating,” Meester tells Allure. “I hate it. [But] it’s definitely wonderful to… have sex.”
Long story short: she likes to booze it up and sleep around. So basically, her life reads just like my eHarmony profile. See, I have way more in common with celebrities than you think!
PHOTO CREDIT: Allure
Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester can look like a zombie hooker after a triple root canal, and then she can look like this. I don’t know what to make of it. She’s a classic case of the Seinfeld Two-Face. I’m pretty sure only Harvey Dent ever changed that fast.
In the March 2010 issue of InStyle:
Leighton Meester went to the opening of Klutch nightclub in Miami last night, and she wore whatever the holy hell this thing is. I can’t even figure out what’s going on here. Are those ruffles? Are they scallops? I don’t understand. It looks like someone folded an already-ugly dress into eighths and then went at with a scissors, the way little kids make paper snowflakes in kindergarten art class. Did she buy this thing on Etsy?
I don’t know what the hell’s going on with Leighton Meester, but it needs to stop right now. Last week she looked like this. Today she looks like Kristen Stewart’s bloated corpse after it washed up on a river bank. I’m pretty sure only Bruce Banner has ever changed that fast.
At the grand opening of the American Eage flagship store in NY:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
“Gossip Girl’s” Leighton Meester spreads ‘em in a leather basque zipped down to there in next month’s issue of GQ magazine. Well, I assume it’s a leather basque. It might just be an old timey do-it-yourself Brazilian bikini waxer, or “boyfriend with braces” as it became known in the mid-1970′s.
Like any good C-list celebrity looking to improve her internet notoriety, Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester has a sex tape that’s about to hit the interwebs (click header image for NSFW screen caps). The best part? The tape reportedly stars her “very talented feet.” I’m thinking something along the lines of a big toe in somebody’s asshole. Gross. According to TMZ
Spotted … “Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester having sex with her BF… on video. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes — with several big exceptions … one involving her very talented feet.
We’re told a company called celebhotline.com is negotiating for the video. The company’s spokesperson, Kevin Blatt told us, “We’ve seen the tape and we’re hoping to close the deal.”
For the record, Leighton was conceived while her mother was in prison and her brother took turns raping cadets at the Air Force Academy a few years back, so this girl practically has “sexual deviant” written all over her. Kinda like I did that time I passed out at that freshman mixer, only without any of the Sharpie swastikas and giant penises on her face.
UPDATE 1: The Torrent link I initially put up doesn’t work, but you can download her sex tape for free here and here (official site here). Thanks to Karena and Deres for the links!
UPDATE 2: I assumed it went without saying, but 99.99% of all “free porn” on the internet is rife with viruses and spyware, including the downloads from the links above. That’s why it’s fucking free. Either buy it legit from the official site or make sure your anti-viral software is up-to-date before you attempt to download. Welcome to the magical world of “the internet!”
In InStyle magazine’s hair issue:
I don’t know who’s responsible for making Megan Fox look like this, but I think we can all agree on one thing here: that person should be horse-whipped repeatedly and left for dead. It’s a good thing I’m not a Sith lord. The kind of anger these pictures inspire would make me more powerful than any Jedi’s ever dreamed of.
Megan Fox:
Miley Cyrus:
Kristen Stewart, non-conformist in the most conformist way possible:
Leighton Meester, or Aeon Flux?
Anna Faris’ dress courtesy Hefty Cinch Sak:
The Annual Costume Institute Gala celebrating ‘The Model As Muse: Embodying Fashion’ was last night, and as there are always are in large gatherings of pretentious asswipes who believe themselves to be on the very cusp avant-garde fashion, plenty of epic FAILS (see above).
Taking the stink cake was Madonna, with her recycled like Like a Virgin look made especially crappy with the addition of thigh-high patent leather boots apparently shanghaied from the set of Pretty Woman:
Next on the shit list, Leighton Meester, who is reportedly on a show on the CW and not a vintage member of the cast of the highly-acclaimed but short-lived “Designing Women on Acid” series (although I have yet to actually confirm this):
And last, but very not least, is the incorrigible Rihanna, who looks like a maître d’ cyborg killer/androgynous Barbie bridesman.
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