I don’t know what the hell’s going on with Leighton Meester, but it needs to stop right now. Last week she looked like this. Today she looks like Kristen Stewart’s bloated corpse after it washed up on a river bank. I’m pretty sure only Bruce Banner has ever changed that fast.
At the grand opening of the American Eage flagship store in NY:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
“Gossip Girl’s” Leighton Meester spreads ‘em in a leather basque zipped down to there in next month’s issue of GQ magazine. Well, I assume it’s a leather basque. It might just be an old timey do-it-yourself Brazilian bikini waxer, or “boyfriend with braces” as it became known in the mid-1970’s.
Like any good C-list celebrity looking to improve her internet notoriety, Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester has a sex tape that’s about to hit the interwebs (click header image for NSFW screen caps). The best part? The tape reportedly stars her “very talented feet.” I’m thinking something along the lines of a big toe in somebody’s asshole. Gross. According to TMZ
Spotted … “Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester having sex with her BF… on video. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes — with several big exceptions … one involving her very talented feet.
We’re told a company called celebhotline.com is negotiating for the video. The company’s spokesperson, Kevin Blatt told us, “We’ve seen the tape and we’re hoping to close the deal.”
For the record, Leighton was conceived while her mother was in prison and her brother took turns raping cadets at the Air Force Academy a few years back, so this girl practically has “sexual deviant” written all over her. Kinda like I did that time I passed out at that freshman mixer, only without any of the Sharpie swastikas and giant penises on her face.
UPDATE 1: The Torrent link I initially put up doesn’t work, but you can download her sex tape for free here and here (official site here). Thanks to Karena and Deres for the links!
UPDATE 2: I assumed it went without saying, but 99.99% of all “free porn” on the internet is rife with viruses and spyware, including the downloads from the links above. That’s why it’s fucking free. Either buy it legit from the official site or make sure your anti-viral software is up-to-date before you attempt to download. Welcome to the magical world of “the internet!”
In InStyle magazine’s hair issue:
I don’t know who’s responsible for making Megan Fox look like this, but I think we can all agree on one thing here: that person should be horse-whipped repeatedly and left for dead. It’s a good thing I’m not a Sith lord. The kind of anger these pictures inspire would make me more powerful than any Jedi’s ever dreamed of.
Megan Fox:
Miley Cyrus:
Kristen Stewart, non-conformist in the most conformist way possible:
Leighton Meester, or Aeon Flux?
Anna Faris’ dress courtesy Hefty Cinch Sak:
The Annual Costume Institute Gala celebrating ‘The Model As Muse: Embodying Fashion’ was last night, and as there are always are in large gatherings of pretentious asswipes who believe themselves to be on the very cusp avant-garde fashion, plenty of epic FAILS (see above).
Taking the stink cake was Madonna, with her recycled like Like a Virgin look made especially crappy with the addition of thigh-high patent leather boots apparently shanghaied from the set of Pretty Woman:
Next on the shit list, Leighton Meester, who is reportedly on a show on the CW and not a vintage member of the cast of the highly-acclaimed but short-lived “Designing Women on Acid” series (although I have yet to actually confirm this):
And last, but very not least, is the incorrigible Rihanna, who looks like a maître d’ cyborg killer/androgynous Barbie bridesman.
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