Can we officially rename Twitter to Twatter? Maybe Lenny Kravitz was getting jealous off all the attention that’s been directed recently to Nicole Alexander, Rihanna and Cassie, but whatever the reason, he decided to post a picture of his naked ass on TwatPic TwitPic. However, there’s something patently gay about a man posing for nude pictures, let alone posting them. I suppose I can’t really complain, with all the titties and tacos flying around, it’s kind of refreshing to get a little man-meat in on the action.

The NY Daily News is reporting that Yankee star Alex Rodriguez and his wife, Cynthia (pictured above), have split after about three months of marital “problems.” It seems that A-Rod isn’t the only one whoring around here lately — according to Us Weekly, Alex Rodriguez’s wife has been nailing singer Lenny Kravitz. The magazine says

Kravitz and Rodriguez’s wife Cynthia have been “spending cozy time” in Paris for at least the past four days. Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez – who wed in 2002 and have two young daughters – attended NBC’s New Year’s Eve 2008 party where Kravitz performed.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave! And no, I’m not talking about Britney Spears’ hair extensions. It’s a metaphor for complexities that sprout from a single lie. I tried to find a better metaphor about a labyrinth made of out orifices and wieners, but it turns out there aren’t any out there. That’s why I made one up. “The shenanigans of those who ho, make a relationship Sloppy Joe.” See, because it’s messy? Yeah? Well, okay then. Fuck you.