Nobody watches Gossip Girl no matter how much they push the envelope or gay it up. Point in question: Hilary Duff and Jessica Szohr’s “lesbian kiss” on Monday night’s episode. You won’t find word one about it in any magazine. I’m sure some outraged parents sent in a few spittle-flecked emails to the CW, but everybody knows that what old people say doesn’t count. Besides, I’m pretty sure I’ve kissed my own stepmother with more erotic verve and passion. And no, I don’t want to talk about it. It was late night and I had been drinking, okay? Who are you to judge me?
Hayden Panettiere wants you to know she’s so current and so Now. Nothing says “I’m relevant!” like a little lesbian action. Snore. From Celebrity Rush:
The 20-year-old actress had no problem locking lips with Madeline Zima, who plays Hayden’s character Claire Bennet’s roommate Gretchen Berg on US TV show
‘Heroes’, as she thinks it’s something lots of girls do.
Hayden said: “It’s very exciting! When you are young, you experiment and you have fun. It truly is a person that she just falls in love
with, because she fulfils her and she is her best friend.”
Hayden has previously spoken about her own lesbian experiences, admitting she “experimented” with her female pals when she was younger.
She said: “It’s great to be single. It’s great to have boyfriends. Or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and goofing about. Like perfecting your technique.”
I’ll have you know that I got plenty of practice perfecting my technique, and I didn’t need any girls to help me with it. Well, I couldn’t exactly get any girls to help me with it. Or boys, for that matter. But it was all good, I had my good ol’ trusty pillow to help me with that! Suck on THAT, Hayden Panettiere!
Since it’s been all Megan, Megan, Megan, Jan BradyAmanda Seyfried had to get in her two cents about sucking face with co-star Megan Fox in the cinematic craptacular “Jennifer’s Body.” GQ writes
Getting it on with [Megan] Fox [in "Jennifer's Body], gratuitous as it was, turned out to be good preparation for Seyfried’s next project, “Chloe,” in which she plays an escort who seduces both Liam Neeson and Julianne Moore. “I had to make out with Julianne,” Seyfried says. “I was like, ‘I’ve already done this! This should be easy!’”
No, you haven’t already done this. You made out with Megan Fox. Julianne Moore is an actual actress. It ought to be a whole new experience working with someone whose modus operandi doesn’t consist of cloying come-hither stares and screaming while running away from robot explosions.
There’s been so much hype about Megan Fox’s lesbian kiss with Amanda Seyfried in the colossal stinkbomb “Jennifer’s Body,” but now that I’ve actually seen it, all I can think is “How the hell did I never notice all those acne scars on Megan’s face?” Jesus Christ. It looks like someone set her chin on fire and tried to put it out with an icepick. Megan should really hold out hope that Ray Liotta or Richard Belzer need a skin double in their next movie, or that “ambulatory flesh-colored relief map of Chile” is a full-time job.
The blokes across the pond will recognize Anna Friel from her role as Beth Jordache on the Channel 4 programme “Brookside,” on which she made British soap opera history by being the first ever to indulge in a lesbian kiss on the airwaves. Now here she is in next month’s Vanity Fair, breaking even more ground by not wearing a shirt while being photographed. It’s two bare breasts for man, one giant leap for womankind! Sandra Day O’Conner and Susan B. Anthony can suck it.
The much bally-hooed “Desperate For Ratings Housewives” lesbian kiss between Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria aired last night, and it was every bit as un-erotic l as I’d said it’d be. The only thing drier than that kiss right there is maybe your 401K or your grandmother’s puss. I find it’s best not to think about either of those things too much.
