I just assumed that Ashton Kutcher’s infidelity was the impetus behind Demi Moore’s filing for divorce, but mysterious sources have since cropped up like warts on the taint of the tabloid media, and they’re alleging that Demi and Ashton had an open marriage the entire time they were together. The Daily Mail says:

It is believed Moore and Kutcher embarked on an ‘open marriage’, with suggestions hinting that the 49-year-old actress is bisexual.

An insider [said]: “Demi is attracted to women just as much as men, so she didn’t always get all she needed from Ashton.”

“Everyone in Hollywood knows about their arrangement, but they’ve managed to keep it a secret from the general public… she was cool with Ashton having flirtatious relationships too. Somehow they made it work all these years. Both of them were respectful of each other. It was a lot of fun for them.”

However, it all changed when Ashton’s affairs became public and that has been the reason for their separation.

Look, I’m about as free-minded as a girl can be, but everybody knows open marriages and threesomes just do not fucking work. As a rule, people don’t like to share. You have to be taught the concept of sharing as a child. It goes against the most basic aspects of human nature. If you were hungry and had a big slice of chocolate cake, you wouldn’t give it to the next dude that walked by, would you? And you sure as hell wouldn’t then stand there watching him eat your cake, waiting for your turn to tap in so you could maybe get a bite of your cake that wasn’t already covered with spittle or semen or your own bitter tears? Of course not. That kinda thing only works out in late-night cable movies.

On vacation in the Caribbean awhile back:

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Amber Heard showed up to the premiere of The Rum Diary in a fire engine-red gown slit up to here and towering spike stilettos. The great thing for her about being a lesbian is that she can go home and bitch about how much her shoes were killing her, and her girlfriend can actually sympathize with her instead of giving her a blank stare and the question, “Then why do you wear them if they hurt so much”? I suppose there are benefits to being in a peen-less relationship.

Because “being bisexual” is this year’s “adopting a third-world orphan,” True Blood actress Evan Rachel Wood has come out as a part-time lady-lover in the May issue of Esquire magazine. Radar Online says:

In a new interview with the magazine, Wood [says], “I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls… I’m into androgyny in general. I’m up for anything. Meet a nice guy, meet a nice girl…”

So is she switching teams?

When asked by Esquire if she dates women, she proudly stated: “Yes!”

“I’m more kind of like the guy when it comes to girls. I’m the dominant one. I’m opening the doors, I’m buying dinner. Yeah, I’m romantic.”

How is this news, exactly? We already knew she was bisexual. For chrissakes, she dated Marilyn Manson for the last three years. The only way that assclown has any balls is if they’re attached to a big black guy in a gimp mask drilling him from behind.

There were rumors Kendra Wilkinson was sitting on (no pun intended) a yet-to-be released lesbian sex tape when she released her first sex tape with Justin Frye last year, and now those rumors have been confirmed. According to Radar Online:

“Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan,” a source close to the situation [said]. “It’s a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination.”

The tape was shot by Justin Frye, Kendra’s ex boyfriend and partner in last year’s sex tape.

“Kendra and Taryn started fooling around and then Kendra wanted the light turned off,” the source [revealed]. “But the camera that was recording them had night vision, so it looks like the Paris Hilton porn tape. Everything is completely clear.”

There’s $39.95 I won’t be spending. I am NOT a fan of night vision porn. I don’t like what it does to people’s eyes. Having big glow-y green retinas make you look like some kind of hairless raccoon caught rummaging through an overturned trashcan. And who wants to beat off while thinking of raccoons? Forest rangers, maybe, but I’m not Smokey the fucking Bear. Come on. You gotta work with me, people.

Revisit her first sex tape pics here.

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Following in the skanky footsteps of Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus before her, some risque pictures of Disney star Demi Lovato pulling down her shirt and sticking her tongue in another girl’s face surfaced today. I don’t know what the hell’s going on at Disney here lately. At this rate, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised to see a video of the Imagination Movers gangbanging Daisy Duck before the year’s over.

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