Hello, my lovelies.  It’s Sarah today, and I’ll be with you all week whilst Abby attends a special training camp to perfect her nude human cannonball.  Anyway, I went out Saturday night and didn’t get home until 8:05am today, so I’m feeling the effects of my weekend right now.  How about you look at some pictures of pretty people with tiny tots, and I’ll go mainline some caffeine?

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File this one under “TMI”. Naomi Watts revealed to Ellen Degeneres that her boyfriend and father to her kids, Liev Schreiber, wouldn’t mind strapping on fake titties to feed their 2 month old son. US Magazine reports,

Naomi Watts can’t complain that her beau, Liev Schreiber, isn’t up for daddy duty.

“Liev is a very hands-on dad,” Watts tells Ellen DeGeneres of the couple’s two sons — Alexander, 1, and Samuel, 2 months.

Although Schreiber helps as much as possible, there’s one thing he can’t do.

“He does take care of Sasha [their nickname for Alexander] in the night, but he can’t do Sammy because I’m breastfeeding,” she says. “Although with the first one, he was like, ‘I want the man boob.’”

Maybe he could hookup a contraption like this:

Technically, men CAN breastfeed. Don’t believe me? Google it. I did, and I’m very, very sorry.

I bet Liev’s friends are going to have a field day with this one.