The Sun reports,

The reality star was asked the all-important question by shock-jock HOWARD STERN on his radio show.

She responded by saying “they’re real” before revealing her she got the “D-cup boobs gene” from her auntie.

What she’s not mentioning is that she literally got her boobs from her auntie. I refuse to believe that Brooke Hogan was created by natural human procreation. Ol’ Mom and Dad had her made in the basement out of spare parts, I’m thinking. Mom Linda didn’t really need to have a penis too since Hulk already had one (this was before the ‘roids shrunk it down to a Lil’ Smokie–hindsight is 20/20, they say) so they amputated that and it got bolted on Brooke, along with some extra muscle from some expired beef jerky they found in the pantry. The problem with that is that Dad has to rub lotion on her to keep the jerky somewhat supple and flexible. That’s the totally innocent and non-sexual reason for those pictures of him lubing up her ass. Don’t judge until you know the whole story.

The Hoganstein monster: It’s alive!

Linda Hogan called the cops on soon to be ex-husband Hulk Hogan last month, claiming the Hulk was violating her restraining order against by driving past the home they once shared together. The only catch — Linda was actually in her car. Following him. According to TMZ

Linda was leaving her house when she spotted Hulk driving towards it — so she decided to follow him. So when she called 911 and explained she was following the man she claimed was harassing her, the 911 operator scolded her, saying, “Ma’am, ma’am — stop following him!”

Ah, the classic role reversal! A bizarre twist of fate in which the hunter suddenly becomes the hunted. Or as I like to call it, “the second date.”

Bulky super-tanned bleach-blonde Linda Hogan has landed her self a new man since splitting from bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde wrestler Hulk Hogan — she’s dating the bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde former classmate of her daughter Brooke (who, in case you didn’t already know, also happens to be a bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde, similar to the bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde her father is now dating)! According to Nine MSN

Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife Linda has a new beau - she’s 48, he’s 19! And to make matters worse, the boy, Charlie, went to school with Linda’s daughter Brooke - and he was in the grade below her!

“I personally don’t like it at all or condone it,” moans Brooke. “But she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”

With the whole goddamn family looking like shemale versions of each other, I’ve got my money on seven or eight Mai Tais before Linda accidentally ends up in bed with her own daughter. Excuse me now while I go gouge out my mind’s eye.

Linda Charlie Brooke on vacation last month: