Linda Hogan called the cops on soon to be ex-husband Hulk Hogan last month, claiming the Hulk was violating her restraining order against by driving past the home they once shared together. The only catch — Linda was actually in her car. Following him. According to TMZ

Linda was leaving her house when she spotted Hulk driving towards it — so she decided to follow him. So when she called 911 and explained she was following the man she claimed was harassing her, the 911 operator scolded her, saying, “Ma’am, ma’am — stop following him!”

Ah, the classic role reversal! A bizarre twist of fate in which the hunter suddenly becomes the hunted. Or as I like to call it, “the second date.”

Bulky super-tanned bleach-blonde Linda Hogan has landed her self a new man since splitting from bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde wrestler Hulk Hogan — she’s dating the bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde former classmate of her daughter Brooke (who, in case you didn’t already know, also happens to be a bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde, similar to the bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde her father is now dating)! According to Nine MSN

Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife Linda has a new beau - she’s 48, he’s 19! And to make matters worse, the boy, Charlie, went to school with Linda’s daughter Brooke - and he was in the grade below her!

“I personally don’t like it at all or condone it,” moans Brooke. “But she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”

With the whole goddamn family looking like shemale versions of each other, I’ve got my money on seven or eight Mai Tais before Linda accidentally ends up in bed with her own daughter. Excuse me now while I go gouge out my mind’s eye.

Linda Charlie Brooke on vacation last month: