Lisa Rinna Debuts Her New Lips

Lisa Rinna debuted her new less-hemorrhoidy lip at a Borders in New York yesterday while promoting her latest book “Starlit.” She said of her new mouth (via Nine MSN): “I had never thought I could do anything about [my old lip] — you have silicone put in and that is that,” she [said]. “When I …

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Lisa Rinna Had Her Lips Downsized

Despite proclaiming that she loved the end results of her 1986 silicone injection, Lisa Rinna had her top lip surgically reduced on August 26. According to People magazine: “My lips started to define who I am,” Rinna, 47, [said] about why she decided to undergo the procedure. “That bothered me.” Public reaction to her plastic …

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S.S. Amy Winehouse Needs to Poop

I don’t know if Amy Winehouse is constipated or just trying to stave off a bout of explosive diarrhea from spraying out of her bottom. But what I DO know is that her ass should probably be measured with a protractor from here on out, because it makes a damn near perfect 45-degree angle. Isosceles …

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Taylor Dane’s Lips Are GD Disgusting

Anyone who saw the original Karate Kid and ever owned a Swatch watch will remember Taylor Dane’s dance-pop turds “Tell It to My Heart” and “Don’t Rush Me.” If you don’t remember them, it’s mostly likely because your generation sucks and you are the end result of the exponential decay of Western society. Oh, sorry …

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Sophie Monk Looks Different

Everyone keeps saying how Sophie Monk has gone and ruined her face with a bunch fillers and injectable-plumpers, but I don’t know if I believe that. Maybe she just had a permanent allergic reaction to some bad shellfish. Or maybe she wore a hornet’s nest like a sombrero while shotgunning tabasco and habanero chilis. What …

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