There’s something different about Jennifer Aniston these days. Can you guess what it is? Hint: it rhymes with nips. Coincidence? I think not. Palm Beach-based cosmetic dermatologist Kenneth Beer, M.D. tells Star Magazine

“There is definitely a difference in the volume and shape of [Jennifer Aniston's] lips. The two peaks of the upper portion of her lip underneath the nose look more prominent and well-defined. Also, the facial line on the right side of her smile is pretty much gone.”

With the surgically-enhanced lips, the shaved-down nose, and the anti-cellulite spa-sculpting treatments, Jennifer Aniston is well on her way to being a whole new woman. And once they finally perfect that pesky personality implant, she might actually be able to hold on to a man for more than fifteen minutes! I hear they’re really making amazing advances with science these days.

Jen’s new lips keep her company on the UCLA campus yesterday:

Nicole Kidman showed off a little more than just her baby bump at “The Golden Compass” premiere in Tokyo today. Have a look at those monstrous surgically enhanced lips of hers. Yikes. They’re like damn bloodworms or something. I just want to thread ‘em with a hook and go trolling for flounder or sprinkle them in my little sister’s hair while I videotape it.