May 4, 20091

Robert Pattinson Little Ashes Gay Kiss: The Video

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Robert Pattinson really flexes the old acting chops with this guy-on-guy kiss in a scene from his upcoming movie, “Little Ashes.” Yep, I’m sure it was a real stretch for him to play gay. Expect to see him in other equally challenging roles such as “angst-riddled teenage fop” and “Pillsbury Dough Boy come magically to life.” I think I smell an Oscar!*

*Or perhaps that’s just Javier Beltrán’s upper lip.

You know how I know that you’re gay? You’re looking at these pictures of Robert in GQ:

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Apr 7, 200921

Robert Pattinson Full Frontal Nudity in Little Ashes

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A full frontal photo of “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson as Salvador Dalí in “Little Ashes” has found its way online, and dear God is it disappointing. To begin with, all you see are pubes, really, no actual wiener, and then there’s the fact that Robert Pattinson is downright revolting naked. He has the hips of a woman and the muscular definition of a wad of soft cheese. Dalí must have embraced doughnuts and Texas cheese toast as enthusiastically as he embraced surrealism.