Bad Cleavage vs Good Cleavage
Aqua Hackford Dress with plunging neckline (
reg $203.64 sale $142.55)
Chelsea & Theodore
Chelsea & Theodore Back Tie Ruched V-neck Dress (
reg $87 sale $39.99)
Gossard Egoboost Bandeau Plunge Swimsuit ($84.85)
Phillip Plein trompe l'oeil playsuit (
reg $766.40 sale $574.80)
It is universally known that are two types of cleavage: good cleavage (Linsey Godfrey, right) and bad cleavage (Kendra Wilkinson, left). So how can you determine if your cleavage is GOOD cleavage like Linsey’s, or BAD cleavage like Kendra’s? Easy. There are ten simple ways to tell.
TOP TEN RULES FOR DETERMINING WHETHER YOUR CLEAVAGE IS BAD
10. If your cleavage looks like it should be measured in pounds per square inch, it’s BAD.
9. If it hurts to look at your cleavage, it’s bad.
7. If aereola is visible, your cleavage is BAD.
6. If you can touch your chin to your chest without looking down, your cleavage it’s BAD.
5. If someone mistakes you for Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife at a water park, your cleavage is BAD.
4. If you’re on the cover of National Geographic, your cleavage is BAD.
3. If you can measure your cleavage with a protractor, it’s BAD.
2. If I can see clear down to your bellybutton when you reach for the bread basket, your cleavage is BAD.
1. If you can and DO keep your cell phone and keys in it, your cleavage is BAD.
Check out some GOOD ways to sport cleavage in the gallery above!