Wedding bells will chime at least one more time before the death knell for Hugh Hefner. Digital Spy reports,

Hugh Hefner took to his Twitter account on Christmas Day to announce his engagement to girlfriend Crystal Harris.

The 84-year-old Playboy founder has been married twice before, officially divorcing his second wife in March of this year.

In the early hours of Christmas Day morning, he wrote on his Twitter page: “After the movie tonight, Crystal & I exchanged gifts. I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve.”

Later in the evening, he posted again, writing: “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory.”

24-year-old Harris, born of British parents living in Arizona, was noticed by Playboy representatives while she was studying psychology at San Diego State University.

She met Hefner on Halloween in 2008 and started dating him a few months later, while he was also dating identical twin glamour models Kristina and Karissa Shannon.

The magazine tycoon since ended his relationship with the twins in January this year, and has remained monogamous to Crystal since.

I burst into tears too when my husband asked me to marry him. Actually, he was the one who was crying. You’d be too if your future father-in-law had your nuts in a death grip.

Lucy Pinder topless, because…well, we don’t really need a reason, do we? NSFW:

Only British glamour model Lucy Pinder could make sitting like a kindergartener who has to pee look sexy. Frankly, she could be pounding out the sackful of puppies she just set on fire against a brick wall and I’d still think she was sexy. Like my mom always said, “Boobs boobs boobs tits!” Or was it “Love sees no wrong?” I guess it doesn’t matter, since they pretty much means the same thing when you really stop and think about it.

British glamour model Lucy Pinder’s 32G breasts were on full display yesterday at the Children’s Champions awards in London, an awards show that “celebrates those who go further than anyone else to make a positive difference to the lives of our kids.” I can’t imagine what “positive differences” Lucy Pinder has made in the lives of children, but I’m guessing it has to do with inspiring the release of seminal fluid by self-manipulation. Like Whitney Houston once said, “Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.” Amen!