Ugh. Sweet Jesus, this thing is creepy as hell. Remember the movie Waxwork?  This unholy creation is gonna come to life and suck us into a vortex where we’re forced to sing and dance and play basketball until it destroys us all.  I mean, just look at those eyes.  I gotta go; I need to find some weapons.  I wanna be ready when The Wax Reckoning begins.

Zac Efron’s new wax figure at Madame Tussaud’s:

In “Gayest Thing You’ll See All Day” news, The Jonas Brothers unveiled their retina-scarring wax figures at Madame Tussaud’s in Times Square today.  No doubt they can’t wait until everyone leaves so they can stare wistfully at their replica selves and fondle each other in inappropriate shame.

You know what, I’m not really sure your psyches are quite sufficiently damaged.  Let’s go in for some terrifying close-ups, shall we?

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