I suppose it was only a matter of time before something like this happened.  Apparently Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend or fiance or whatever (the dude who knocked her up) took some pictures of Jamie Lynn breastfeeding the baby, and then brought his camera card into Wal-Mart to get printouts.  Why in the hell he thought this was a good idea is beyond me.  What happened next is exactly what a sane, normal person might expect would happen after someone is stupid enough to bring pictures of a breastfeeding celebrity into a Wal-Mart.  According to TMZ:

Law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried selling them.

Because Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling the pics — or buying them — could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting child pornography. Peddling pictures of a minor’s breast — even if not taken for sexual purposes — could land the seller and the buyer in federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid. Also, anyone purchasing the pics could be prosecuted for the crime of receiving stolen property.

Other pics in the set include Britney holding the baby and one of Jamie Lynn, Britney, Brian (Brit’s bro), Lynne Spears and Jamie Spears around Jamie Lynn’s hospital bed. There are also pics of Maddie by herself, and there’s a picture of Jamie Lynn in a negligee holding the baby.

Authorities are trying to find the man who is attempting to sell the photos. In addition, we’re told Britney’s lawyers are thinking about going after Wal-Mart for the alleged security breach.

Ugh.  Seriously.  I don’t even know where to begin.  I guess I feel kinda bad for Jamie Lynn, because all she was doing was feeding her squalling bastard infant and she probably had no idea that her boyfriend was such an idiot he’d bring the pictures into Wal-Mart so some toothless hillbilly could launch a get-rich-quick scheme, turning Jamie Lynn into a child porn star.  I blame Lynne Spears.  I haven’t figured out yet exactly how she’s directly at fault in this instance, but I have no doubt that her piss poor parenting is somehow involved.

I do hope Britney tries to sue Wal-Mart, though.  I hope she tries to sue the hell out of them, and I hope the case is televised, because I cannot imagine anything more awesome than watching that hot mess play out on camera.

Despite rumors that her pregnancy complications would require a c-section, OK! Magazine is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth naturally to 7 lbs. 11 oz Maddie Briann yesterday morning. All of Jamie’s family were there for the birth, including “daddy” Casey Aldridge, who managed to secure several days paternity leave from his work. And what does Casey do, exactly? I’m glad you asked. According to the AP

Casey Aldridge [is] a pipe-layer from Liberty, Mississippi.

What a small world! My husband is a pipe-layer, too. In fact, he laid some serious pipe last night! Woo! I’m going to be walking around like a cowboy for the next 24 hours. You know, because of the rickets. Well, what did you think I was talking about? Jesus, you guys are such perverts. It’s not all dick humor and gay jokes around here, you know. Sometimes I also talk about poop. Let’s try to keep it classy for once.

Aunt Britney visiting in Kentwood: