Dec 17, 20089
S.S. Mickey Rourke is Beautiful
Tags: bad plastic surgery, face lift, Maggie Grace, mickey rourke, plastic surgery, the wrestler
Mickey Rourke strikes me as the kind of guy who bypasses the shower for those all-purpose body wipes so popular with hobos and truck stop hookers. Nothing about that man looks clean. And I bet you’re wondering, “What the hell is wrong with his damn face?” Well, it appears that he had laces sewn into the back of his scalp. You just pull those strings taut and voilà — the ol’ mug is tighter than a drum! And besides, scalp-laces are really the only logical explanation for his hair. No person in their right mind would put their fingers in there. Ten bucks says that ain’t Brylcreem, boys and girls. I’d rather stick my hand in a shark’s mouth.
With the lovely Maggie Grace at The Wrestler premiere:
Maggie Grace:
