Sep 28, 2011

Mexican he-she who’ll suck your dick for five dollars, or Jersey Shore’s Snooki? It’s alright — take your time. Even her own mother wasn’t sure.
At Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City last Friday:





PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
May 17, 2011

Gwen Stefani stepped out in a uber low-cut dress at the premiere of The Tree of Life in Cannes yesterday, probably in the hopes it would distract you from all the slap on her on her face. Seriously, WTF? It looks like she had her makeup done by Phyllis Diller. In the dark. After she got done pounding a fifth of gin. Even Bozo the Clown doesn’t wear that much goddamn makeup.





PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
Apr 7, 2011

Ashley Judd looked liked she’d been flour-bombed in the face while promoting her autobiography All That Is Bitter And Sweet in New York yesterday. Maybe next time she’ll think twice before applying pressed powder with a rocket-propelled grenade launcher.
15 years younger Ashley naked in Norma Jean and Marilyn (NSFW):




