Miley Cyrus doesn’t turn 18 until tomorrow, she didn’t waste any time participating in less-than-childlike activities. Says Us Magazine,
Clad in a black bra and leather pants, Cyrus leaned up against a banquette as teen star Avan Jogia seductively nuzzled her neck at Trousdale nightclub.
But her steamy smooch with the Victorious actor, 18, wasn’t the only thing that had partygoers gawking.
“She was so busy dancing and hanging with her friends,” an eyewitness tells UsMagazine.com, adding that Cyrus and Ke$ha had a dance-off to Pink‘s “Raise Your Glass” that brought “everyone out on the dance floor.”
And don’t expect the party to stop anytime soon: Earlier that evening, Cyrus told Access Hollywood that her birthday festivities will continue for at least another week.
“I have a birthday month,” she said. “I do the whole month of November. Thanksgiving, cake — [it's] all about me on Thanksgiving!”
I’m not sure this is quite what the Puritans had in mind when they fled to America amidst religious persecution. I don’t really see Fanny Goodwyfe shucking her buckled shoes and pulling up her dress to bump and grind. But if she did, maybe they would have spent less time burning witches and more time “knowing each other” in the Biblical sense and being happy.
With a really big stupid painting of herself, and with pal Rumer Willis and their moms.
Desiccated praying mantis Madonna has a new victim to devour boyfriend, who is 19 years her junior. I suppose she sticks with the younger ones, because if she dated anyone who matched her physically, it would have to be the Crypt-Keeper. CelebrityFix says,
The Material Girl is said to be dating choreographer Brahim Rachiki following her split from barely legal Brazilian model Jesus Luz earlier this year.
Madge was spotted “making out” with Rachiki, who choreographed her 2008-2009 Sticky & Sweet tour, at SL club in New York, on Thursday night.
“They came in together and were holding hands in a private area,” an onlooker told The New York Post. “Madonna got up and was dancing for an hour straight before going back to her man. They immediately started making out in front of other guests.”
The one thing worse than making out with Madonna? Making out with Madonna after she’s danced an hour. I bet she smells like old people funk poured over burning rubber.
Elizabeth Hurley, because 9 out of 10 times I’d rather post pictures of pretty people:
We’re smack dab in the middle of the Christmastime news slowdown, people. No one’s slipping any nipple, no one’s really misbehaving, NOTHING’S FREAKING HAPPENING! So, here’s a really random, really creepy video of some guy made of himself making out with a Hannah Montana towel courtesy of Buzzfeed. In it, the man “undresses” the Hannah Montana towel, feeds her pre-chewed chocolate, makes out with her, and ends by washing her in the sink, all set to the tune of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares”. It’s almost too gross and creepy to watch, but it was either this or reading about Jon & Kate Gosselin finally getting divorced. After watching this video, you might want that story instead.
I already told you about this four months ago, but it’s finally being confirmed — Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez are dating. Page Six says
The blond actress was photographed at Friday’s game, cheering on the Bronx Bombers at the new Yankee Stadium.
But the real action came later that night at Mustang Grill on Second Avenue… [when a] bartender at the Southwestern joint “[asked] patrons not to go in the back room around 1 a.m. because A-Rod and Kate Hudson were back there making out.”
One staffer at the restaurant confirmed the two were there celebrating… although she did not witness any lip-lock herself.
The two were [also] spotted over the weekend outside the glamorous 15 Central Park West, where A-Rod rents an apartment.
For the record, making out with a guy in the back of a bar does NOT mean you’re dating him. It just means he picked up the tab. Am I right, ladies?
