I was relieved to find out this beautiful woman was actually a man. Now I’m not nearly as conflicted about hitting them for wearing that ridiculous nose ring.
In other news….
Sad news — James Gandolfini died today at the age of 51. (Celebitchy)
Kristen Stewart tries to dine unnoticed at Hooters, as I presume all patrons without testes do. (Daily Stab)
Emmy Rossum looks… different. That’s as nice as I could make it sound. (ICYDK)
Ralph Wiggum’s guide to life — it’s unpossible! (Mandatory)
Rihanna clubs one of her fans with a microphone during a concert: the video. (Celeb Slam)
Paula Deen admits to using the n-word in a deposition. First diabetes, and now this. 2013 is NOT Paula Deen’s year. (The Blemish)
Who wins in a capybara/Boston Terrier staring contest> (Jezebel)
Exploring the bland interchangability of the USA Network’s shows. (Pajiba)
The Today Show director got fired today, albeit in a roundabout patronizing way. (Huffington Post)
Justin Bieber’s cat has a Twitter account, which I would follow before I’d ever follow Justin Bieber. (Evil Beet)
Bad Cleavage vs Good Cleavage
Aqua Hackford Dress with plunging neckline (
reg $203.64 sale $142.55)
It is universally known that are two types of cleavage: good cleavage (Linsey Godfrey, right) and bad cleavage (Kendra Wilkinson, left). So how can you determine if your cleavage is GOOD cleavage like Linsey’s, or BAD cleavage like Kendra’s? Easy. There are ten simple ways to tell.
TOP TEN RULES FOR DETERMINING WHETHER YOUR CLEAVAGE IS BAD
10. If your cleavage looks like it should be measured in pounds per square inch, it’s BAD.
9. If it hurts to look at your cleavage, it’s bad.
8. If your cleavage is attached to Heidi Montag, Christina Aguilera, Tori Spelling or Tara Reid, it’s BAD.
7. If aereola is visible, your cleavage is BAD.
6. If you can touch your chin to your chest without looking down, your cleavage it’s BAD.
5. If someone mistakes you for Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife at a water park, your cleavage is BAD.
4. If you’re on the cover of National Geographic, your cleavage is BAD.
3. If you can measure your cleavage with a protractor, it’s BAD.
2. If I can see clear down to your bellybutton when you reach for the bread basket, your cleavage is BAD.
1. If you can and DO keep your cell phone and keys in it, your cleavage is BAD.
Check out some GOOD ways to sport cleavage in the gallery above!