Jessica Simpson’s Dog Taken by Computer-Savvy Coyotes
Tags: coyote, daisy, Jessica Simpson, maltipoo, pet dog, twitter
Jessica Simpson’s beloved Maltipoo Daisy has become the latest victim of internet-savvy canids. It’s just a matter of time before they take over the planet Skynet-style . She tweeted yesterday:
“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!”
Leave it to Jessica Simpson to take to the internet to make an appeal to a coyote. Well, I guess if they can read ACME manuals and make rocket-powered roller skates to chase down roadrunners, it stands to reason they probably know how to use computers, too. Remember, if you saw it on TV, it’s obviously true! That’s why I keep an anvil under my hat at all times and never look down when I walk off a cliff.
With Daisy in happier times:
