The Sag Awards Were Last Night
Tags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Christina Applegate, eva longoria, Kate Winslet, Kiefer Sutherland, lisa rinna, Marcia Cross, Olivia Wilde, Penelope Cruz

Meryl Streep and Sean Penn were the big winners at last night’s 15th annual SAG Awards, along with “Slumdog Millionaire” and oh, Jesus Christ, who fucking cares anymore. People Magazine says
The SAG Awards – which are voted on by the union celebrating actors and are broadcast from Los Angeles’s Shrine Auditorium – are considered by many in the industry to anticipate Oscar winners.
The cast of Slumdog Millionaire was named outstanding cast in a motion picture, foreshadowing a probable Best Picture Oscar win.
Kate Winslet was named best female actor in a supporting role for her part in the Holocaust drama The Reader. In the supporting male category, Heath Ledger earned another posthumous trophy for his role as the macabre Joker in The Dark Knight.
But everyone agreed that the biggest surprise of the evening was learning that SAG stood for “Screen Actors Guild,” not “Self-absorbed Ass-kissing Gasbags.” Acronyms can be so misleading sometimes!
Eva Longoria in a shitty orange dress with shitty orange hair:
Lisa Rinna looking like a blow-up doll that was hosed down with turpentine and left in the sun:
Teri Hatcher in a ridiculously fluffy dress and the always impeccable Marcia Cross:
Hell yes Jack Bauer:
Obligatory Brad and Angelina:
Kate Winslet showing off her Golden Globes:
The eh-sultry and eh-spicy Penelope Cruz:
The complete list of winners, along with more pics of Tina Fey, Christina Applegate, Olivia Wilde and additional Brangelina for your viewing pleasure after the jump.
