S.S. Charlize Theron in May ‘09 Issue of Marie Claire UK
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I have no idea why Charlize Theron is in the May ‘09 issue of Marie Claire UK. Does she have a new movie coming out or something? I didn’t actually read the article, because all the highlighted bits were about boring shit like what kinds of questions people ask Sean Penn and how women get a raw deal in Hollywood and then a bunch of junk about complex roles and her “craft”, and I fall asleep each and every single time some actressin’ narcissist starts talking about their goddamn craft. You ain’t Monet, honey; let’s not overcomplicate things here.
The hell was my point? I’m actually not sure I had one, aside from the fact that Charlize Theron is unfathomably beautiful, but best enjoyed mute.
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