Early 16th-centruy Renaissance artists often depicted the feminine incarnation of Satan as a nude woman with long red hair. No word as to who they depicted as the feminine incarnation of cliched ass-hattery and craptitude, but I think Marilyn Manson’s probably a pretty safe bet.
Evan Rachel Wood devilishly naked in i-D Magazine:
Here’s something you don’t see every day–The Emperor (aka Marilyn Manson) unaccompanied by his usual Royal Guards on a trip to view the progress on the latest version of the Death Star. The last one was blown up by damn teenagers!
His Lord Pastiness leaving Katsuya in Hollywood:
Now that she’s done bumping vaginas with Marilyn Manson, 21-year old Evan Rachel Wood has moved on to greener greasier pastures — 56-year-old actor Mickey Rourke. Fox News says
The two attended Grey Goose’s Official SAG after-party at the Shrine on Sunday evening but were spotted leaving together enroute to the later after party at the Four Seasons Hotel. The actress went upstairs with Rourke when he suddenly grabbed her for a lip-lock in the outside area of the swanky five-star hotel.
The duo have been romantically linked since she played his daughter in “The Wrestler,” although Wood always denied that they were anything more than friends.
You know, there are a lot easier ways of letting your parents know how much you hate yourself. My Chemical Romance and cutting, for example. Might want to look into that.
At the SAG awards:
Corky from “Life Goes On,” is that you?:
Here’s proof that “uglier than a blobfish” can hold a pretty girl’s attention for only so long: Actress Evan Rachel Wood has reportedly dumped Marilyn Manson’s skinny latex-clad ass. The reason for the split? Her free-loading brother. NME explains,
The goth-rocker, 38, whose real name is Brian Warner, got together with the actress in 2006, when she was just 18. At the time, he was still married to burlesque star Dita Von Teese.
The pair reportedly split up after Manson wanted to kick Wood’s brother Ira out of the couple’s guest house, which is reportedly owned by Wood.
“Evan owned the house and didn’t want her unemployed sibling living on the street,” a source reportedly told Star Magazine. “It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was.”
Here’s a hint, guys. If you can manage to get a beautiful woman to actually pay attention to you based on your “uniqueness”, and you in no way compare in looks to said lovely lady, YOU BEST BE KISSING THE GROUND SHE WALKS ON.
Evan at the screening of The Wrestler:
Video footage of a fan snatching the wig off of the head of Marilyn Manson at the French Rock Festival hit the net yesterday, and boy, is it awesome. Underneath all that makeup and hair, Marilyn Manson is completely fucking bald. When asked for comment after the incident, Marilyn reportedly said, “Filthy hobbitses! They stole it from us! They stole the precious!” and went back to tearing into a rabbit with his teeth and talking to his own reflection in a river.
Fast forward to the 1:16 mark to get to the good stuff.
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