Here’s proof that “uglier than a blobfish” can hold a pretty girl’s attention for only so long: Actress Evan Rachel Wood has reportedly dumped Marilyn Manson’s skinny latex-clad ass. The reason for the split? Her free-loading brother. NME explains,

The goth-rocker, 38, whose real name is Brian Warner, got together with the actress in 2006, when she was just 18. At the time, he was still married to burlesque star Dita Von Teese.

The pair reportedly split up after Manson wanted to kick Wood’s brother Ira out of the couple’s guest house, which is reportedly owned by Wood.

“Evan owned the house and didn’t want her unemployed sibling living on the street,” a source reportedly told Star Magazine. “It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was.”

Here’s a hint, guys. If you can manage to get a beautiful woman to actually pay attention to you based on your “uniqueness”, and you in no way compare in looks to said lovely lady, YOU BEST BE KISSING THE GROUND SHE WALKS ON.

Evan at the screening of The Wrestler:

Video footage of a fan snatching the wig off of the head of Marilyn Manson at the French Rock Festival hit the net yesterday, and boy, is it awesome. Underneath all that makeup and hair, Marilyn Manson is completely fucking bald. When asked for comment after the incident, Marilyn reportedly said, “Filthy hobbitses! They stole it from us! They stole the precious!” and went back to tearing into a rabbit with his teeth and talking to his own reflection in a river.

Fast forward to the 1:16 mark to get to the good stuff.