Katy Perry’s latest generic and instantly-forgettable song “Part of Me” now has an equally banal video. You know the well’s running dry when your obvious source of inspiration was Jessica Simpson’s “Major Movie Star” and Rihanna’s “Hard.” I almost didn’t even recognize her with only half as much makeup on her face!

I’m a sucker for a man in uniform, so here’s Marine Squadron 266 Rein performing Britney Spears’ “Hold It Against Me” from Afghanistan. They fucking kill it. It’s so much better than the real video. Britney herself tweeted that she loved it, but I think she’s really just covering her ass in the hopes that no one will notice how much better they are at lipsynching than she is. Devil dogs, baby! Ooo-rah!

“90210″ actress AnnaLynne McCord commemorated Veteran’s Day by launching Maybelliene’s “Kisses for the Troops” campaign today in Times Square. Pacific Coast News says

The young actress puckered up to kiss a postcard, then moved outside to re-enact Alfred Eisenstadt’s famous Times Square photograph, taken on VJ Day in 1945. The campaign offers consumers to kiss a postcard for delivery to troops serving overseas, [for which] they will pledge to donate $1 for each kiss collected.

“Kisses for the Troops” proved to be a little more inclusive than last year’s “Blowjobs for the Troops,” or as it’s more commonly referred to in the Navy, “Lindsay Lohan.” Happy Veteran’s Day from all of us here at Yeeeah!

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News