Jessica Simpson invokes old Hollywood glamour in a shoot by famed photographer Mario Testino for next month’s issue of Vanity Fair. While the photo shoot is lovely, the interview inside, not so much. The article begins like this:
[Simpson's] record sales, which peaked in 2003 when [Newlyweds] was in its prime, have fallen ever since — [her] country album sold fewer than 200,000 copies. Her movies: Blonde Ambition grossed $1,771 on its opening weekend; followed by Major Movie Star, which went straight to DVD, where it sank without a trace like a wounded ocean liner.
In short, it’s been a bad time for Jessica Simpson: flop, flop, country flop, fat picture.
She didn’t want to talk about her weight, so, of course, that’s all I could think of: What are you working on now [that you’re fat]? Do you see yourself as part of a class, with Christina and Britney [or are you too fat]? Do you feel that your relationship with Tony Romo has affected his performance as a quarterback [because you are fat]?
In short, it’s pretty obvious that Vanity Fair got her all gussied up just so they could have an excuse to call her a fat loser and publicly humiliate her in front of God and everybody. I swear, it’s just like my wedding day all over again, except nobody barfs in the punchbowl.
