Mariah Carey has yet to confirm it, but the diamond ring she’s wearing on her left hand definitely came from her new fiance, Nick Cannon. According to Page Six

Cannon bought the bauble for $2.5 million at Jacob & Co, [where our] witness overheard Cannon telling Jacob they are set to marry. Carey’s new bling is 17 carats, with a whopping 10-carat center stone, and made of rare pink and purple diamonds.

Nick could have saved himself a few bucks and a little dignity if he’d just tied himself to a sleeping bear, then sounded an airhorn in its face and started poking it with sticks made of angry bees. Same results as a lifetime spent with Mariah Carey, only a hell of a lot faster and cheaper. And you might get to keep your balls.

The She-Bear at the Tribeca premiere of her new movie “Tennessee” April 26th: