PETA has devoted an entire website to bashing the Olsen twins — cleverly deemed “Hairy-Kate” and “Trashley” Trollsen — for wearing fur. And because a whole website wasn’t enough, their “Trollsen” MySpace begins

Hi, we’re Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen, and like most trolls, we live under a bridge and wait for furry animals to walk by so we can skin them and wear them as hats. Because we’re celebrities, we don’t have to live by the same rules that ugly people like you do, and if we want to wrap ourselves up in someone else’s skin, or drape our bodies in the rotting remains of someone’s family, we totally can! And boy, do we ever.”

PETA’s other ideas included writing rhyming insults on Mary-Kate’s locker and tripping Ashley in the cafeteria after study hall. But Plan B was still pretty good, too!

Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Renaud Corlouer photoshoot: