Former New York governor Eliot Spitzer’s career-demolishing call girl has an eight-page spread in this month’s issue of Playboy magazine. But it’s not just nekkid pics — the spread (no pun intended) is accompanied by an in-depth (again, no pun intended) interview that offers an “exclusive glimpse into her early days as an escort and life post-Spitzer sex scandal.” The NY Daily News says

On Her First Experience with Prostitution:

“I was at a club one night, and a rich older guy said to me, ‘I’ll give you a thousand dollars if you come home with me.’ I was like, wow, a thousand dollars sounds good. But I was scared.”

On How She Was Perceived During the Eliot Spitzer Sex Scandal:

“Some people call me the girl who brought down the governor of New York, but in reality he brought me down.”

On What Her Future Holds:

“I love sex and I’m very good at it, but I’m saving that. That’s for my future boyfriend from now on. And it will be fabulous.”

Sure, you could pay the $5.99 to look at a spectacularly average Jersey girl photoshopped beyond recognition, or you could just click on the kittens and puppies below and see screen caps of her completely naked and masturbating with a giant pink dildo for Girls Gone Wild. I don’t want to give it away or anything, but the thumbnails are free. Perhaps Hugh Hefner still hasn’t heard about the internet.

In case I didn’t make it abundantly clear, these pictures are 100% NSFW:

Former Miss California Carrie Prejean made it sound like her sex tape was an isolated incident, but it turns out there are actually eight videos of Carrie working over her Holy of Holies, along with thirty nude photos of the pageant star. Radar Online says

She called the sex tape “the biggest mistake of her life.”

Now an investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.

She might have lost out on her pageant settlement because of those tapes, but porn company Vivid Entertainment is now offering Ms. Prejean a hefty settlement to sign over the rights to the video for public distribution. According to TMZ

Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch [contacted] Prejean’s lawyer, Charles Limandri, [and asked] to acquire the rights to distribute “erotic footage that Carrie Prejean produced for her boyfriend following their four day rendezvous in February 2007.”

In the letter, Hirsch tries tempting Carrie with this: “We would like to present Carrie with several options where she could certainly earn millions of dollars.”

[However, Prejean's] attorney says Carrie’s mom/rep says, “No, at any price.”

Given the nature of all this, I really enjoyed the following quote from her new book “Still Standing”: “God gave us our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God.” Hell, I didn’t know masturbating was giving glory to God. Mom and Dad always acted like it was a sin. This is really going to change the way I do Mass.