Matt Damon and wife Luciana are the proud parents of a new baby girl. Blah blah blah blah babies, babies, babies! Damon’s rep tells People Magazine

“Matt and Lucy Damon had a baby girl named Gia Zavala on Wednesday, Aug. 20th. Everyone’s doing great. The newest addition is the third little girl in the Damon household, joining big sisters Isabella, 2, and Alexia, 10.

Not to be outdone, best buddy Ben Affleck’s wife finally admitted she was knocked up. Jennifer Garner told People

“We’re so excited [about the pregnancy], obviously. It’s all good, it’s great. I’m really excited.”

I’m really excited, too. In fact, I haven’t been this excited since they brought back the McRib sandwich. Except for maybe that time everything went down on the third flush without my having to use the plunger. That was pretty exciting, too. Excuse me while I go write this down in my diary.

Frumptastic at the Baby Einstein 10th Anniversary Celebration yesterday:

Matt Damon has been deemed “The Sexiest Man Alive” by People Magazine.

… This year’s winner was Bourne to the title. “You’ve given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime,” [said] Damon, 37, explaining why he couldn’t possibly accept the crown – which perfectly demonstrates many of the reasons we chose him in the first place: irresistible sense of humor, rock solid family man, heart-melting humility.

Rounding out the list: Patrick Dempsy, Ryan Reynolds, Brad Pitt and James Macavoy. Nowhere on the list: Owen Wilson, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Dale Gribble, Wilmer Valderrama, and Pink. Almost made the list: your mom.

Stills from “The Bourne Ultimatum” for the ladies: