Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry Barbie Dolls are Coming, Hail the End of the World

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Don’t know what to get your sexualized-at-a-young-age daughter? Did you ever wish Mattel would just get a little more trashy with their line of Barbie dolls? Well, your dilemma is over now that the famed plastic doll is getting a makeover as Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry. TMZ exclusively reports,

Sucks that a guy with no genitals is about to get a shot with Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry … because TMZ has learned they are both about to become Barbie Dolls!!

Sources close to the plastic factory tell TMZ … Mattel has already begun production on a Nicki doll and and a Katy doll.

We’re told Nicki’s doll will include “every signature detail, right down to the tattoo on Nicki’s left arm.”

The Nicki doll will be available on Dec. 7 — and proceeds will benefit the Project Angel Food organization.

No word yet if they’ll be so detailed as to include a peek-a-boo nipple for Nicki, an erupting dermis for Katy, and a timepiece counting down both singer’s period of marketable viability.

Katy with weird faded pink hair at the Grammy Nominations:

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Prom Barbies

This is seriously the most adorable thing I’ve seen in a while. These two 16 year old best friends from the UK, Sammy Burns and Megan Barton, didn’t want the standard limo to take them to the prom, so Sammy’s mom hit on the idea to get them there in Barbie boxes, and they immediately agreed. How fun is that? They’re both cute girls and they actually look their age, not spackled with makeup and there aren’t any body parts hanging out, so they get two big thumbs up from me.

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