Here’s an unexpected Hollywood hookup: Chandler and that girl from all those crappy teen movies. Page Six reports

Mandy Moore, 27, and Matthew Perry, 38 [were seen] on a date at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills. One source said, “He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time.”

I’ll believe “laughing a lot” when I see it. If it doesn’t involve a transgendered parent or the phrase “Could I be any more of a…,” I’m afraid it’s just not funny. Tens years of primetime and an eternity of syndication can’t lie! Nielsons are second only to Jesus in the truth department. And as far as the crap department goes, well, the bastards own the place. How else do you explain “Family Matters” being on the air? You’re gonna have to stop listing it as “an act of God” on your insurance claims. That’s fraud, buddy.

Mandy at the ‘Pleasure Places’ book release on October 24th: