I have no shit broken up with a guy because I saw he had a subscription to Maxim magazine, so I take as much stock in their official Hot 100 lists as I do in the Greek economy. That said, Entourage’s Bible did something right by naming Victoria’s Secret model Bar Refaeli their Hot 100 winner. The Daily Mail says:

This year was the first time Maxim had their readers help decide who is on the list.

Coming in second place for the second year in a row is Magic Mike star Olivia Munn, and bumping up from fifth place to third from last year is Mila Kunis.

Come on. Mila Kunis could have leprosy and two clubbed feet and she’d still be hotter than stupid Olivia Munn. That list just confirms what I’ve always suspected — that Maxim’s readers are every bit as stupid as the magazine itself.

Bar for Agua Bendita:

I’m not exactly sure where the editors of Maxim went wrong with this year’s Hot 100 List, but I think a safe bet is sometime around the year 1996, or “the last time the words ‘Jennifer Love Hewitt’ and ‘hot’ were used in a sentence without referencing fudge sundaes” as it’s known to the rest of the modern world.

Your “Top 100″ — 1. Olivia Wilde; 2. Megan Fox; 3. Bar Rafaeli; i4. Malin Akerman; 5. Mila Kunis;6. Eliza Dusku; 7. Adriana Lima; 8. Rihanna; 9. Jordana Brewster; 10. Jennifer Love Hewitt:

The equally disappointing 31-100 listed after the jump

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