Jan 31, 2012

Sophie Monk is barely D-list, but she looks fantastic in a bikini, so here you go. Pandering to the lowest common denominator is practically an art for me now.
In the February issue of Maxim Australia:





Dec 6, 2011

The only thing good I can say about these pictures of “Jersey Shore’s” Jenni “JWoww” Farley in a bikini is at least they’re not pictures of Deena in a bikini. Trust me, you really dodged a bullet there.
If you’re feeling brave, see Deena in all her 5’2″ 180 lb glory in a bikini after the jump:





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Jun 8, 2011

Here’s unimportant blonde person Sophie Monk in a bikini in some foreign edition of Maxim magazine. This is usually the part where I would write more words, but frankly, she’s not that important.


Jun 8, 2011

The only reason I would ever knowingly purchase a copy of Maxim is for these pics of Transformers 3 star Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in her skivvies. Otherwise, I’d have to have amoebic dysentery during a city-wide toilet paper shortage before I’d ever plunk down five bucks for Maxim magazine.





PHOTO SOURCE: Maxim
Apr 21, 2011

Diora Baird’s spreadĀ in Maxim’s March 2011 issue clearly leaves the boundaries of reality far behind. Who does yardwork topless, or in a bikini and heels? Real women know that there’s nothing sexy about getting pelted by little bitty rocks kicked up by the weedwhacker, or have little gnats sticking to your lipstick while you’re mowing the lawn. Believe me, I know. My husband was drooling over these pictures, so I tried it out myself to get him to pay attention to me, and all I ended up with was a bunch of welts and little gnat corpses in my mouth. SO unrealistic.
Welt and gnat-free:

Apr 4, 2011

I don’t care how many bikini shoots Jordana Brewster does for crappy men’s magazines — it still doesn’t atone for Fast and the Furious. That requires a full-on naked apology. Nothing says I’m sorry like nipples!
In the May issue of Maxim:




