Mel B (Scary Spice) launched her new Sugar Factory line of “couture lollipops” yesterday, and of course 2/3 of the Kardashian Koven showed up to an event where their only job was to suck on stuff for money. They can’t resist anything with designer aspirations and an oral fixation.
Mel B and Kim Kardashian:
Khloe Kardashian (Mrs. Odom if you’re nasty):
I love the look on Mel B’s face here as she gets a hug from a fan. I’m not sure who I feel more sorry for–Mel B, who may have to change her name to Smel B, or this poor woman, who counts herself as a fan of someone who’s mainly famous for being in a sucky pop girl group in the 1990’s.
Fan of the Spice Girls or not, I think we can all agree on one thing here: Ru Paul never looked more convincingly female. I can’t even see a bulge or a tuck anywhere!
Mel B in ads for her new underpants line, plus bonus pics of Italian actress Lola Ponce in a see-through mesh dress at the Inglourious Bastards premiere in Rome after the jump:
Virtually unemployable Lindsay Lohan may have finally found her only chance at a viable paycheck true calling: starring in a topless show in Sin City with Mel B. According to Fox News
Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco’s “Peepshow” [as part of] official negotiations to take over [for] Monaco. “If they make me an offer, and the money’s right, I’ll do it,” Lohan reportedly said.
If Lohan does get the adults-only gig, she’ll play “Bo Peep,” a timid girl who the Diva (Mel B.) guides in her transformation into a confident, sensual woman while surrounded by a slew of semi-naked burlesque beauties. The former “Scary Spice” and Lohan have become pretty close and that Brown is pushing for Lilo to snag the job.
[Our source said, "Lindsay] feels that this would really revitalize her career and give her some serious theater cred.”
Yep, nothing says “theater cred” like topless revue in Vegas with the ugly one from the Spice Girls. Except maybe being made a Commander of the Order of the British Empire for outstanding contribution to Thespis, but that’s really only a distant second.
Stills from “I Know Who Killed Me”:
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